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Clash of the Captions – 7/29/13

Clash of the Captions – 7/29/13

Anyone who has been coming to Five Ounces of Pain for more than a few days understands our community boasts some of the best readers on the MMA landscape. While some sites settle for online trolls and uninformed debate, our crew of loyal followers fill the bottom part of our pages up with interesting ideas, well-thought out points, and of course the occasional laugh.

In that latter spirit, we are running a daily picture pulled from our catalog of USA Today images for our creative faithful to have some fun with by offering up an insightful or downright hilarious caption in the Comments section. Then, each Sunday, the best ones will be pulled for one final retrospective.

Today’s offering comes courtesy of UFC flyweight champ Demetrious Johnson! Have fun!

MMA: UFC on FOX 8-Johnson-Moraga

  • waitetr says:

    Mr. trouble never hangs around,
    when he hears this Mighty sound,

    Here I come to save the day!
    That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way!

  • darth_irritable says:

    It was only at the end of the fight that Mighty Mouse relaxed his discipline enough to acknowledge how painfully tight his shorts were.

  • SBERG says:

    ” That’s right, My daddy is Mr. Potato Head “

  • darth_irritable says:

    That’s adult-only Mr Potatohead, judging by the facial expression.

  • SBERG says:

    Years after being rescued by The Goonies, Lotney ” Sloth” Fratelli went on to start a family of his own, bringing a beautiful baby boy into the world….

  • raker says:

    Mighty Mouse screamed with terror when he looked in the mirror and saw Joe Silva’s head sitting on his shoulder.


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