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Clash of the Captions (6/4/13)

Clash of the Captions (6/4/13)

Anyone who has been coming to Five Ounces of Pain for more than a few days understands our community boasts some of the best readers on the MMA landscape. While some sites settle for online trolls and uninformed debate, our crew of loyal followers fill the bottom part of our pages up with interesting ideas, well-thought out points, and of course the occasional laugh.

In that latter spirit, we are running a daily picture pulled from our catalog of USA Today images for our creative faithful to have some fun with by offering up an insightful or downright hilarious caption in the Comments section. Then, each Sunday, the best ones will be pulled for one final retrospective.

Today’s offering features UFC 161 replacement Chael Sonnen. Have fun!

MMA: UFC 159-Jones vs Sonnen


  • soundspawn says:

    “You should see the other guys toe”

  • baldguy80 says:

    “I told her she looked ‘PHAT’, but she thought I said ‘FAT’..”

  • MCM says:

    “Hey girl. I’ma go ahead and put this testosterone down. Why don’t you come over here and lets talk about refinancing your house.”

  • darth_irritable says:

    If I look emo enough, maybe I can convince that sparkling vampire guy from Twilight to fight me. Yeah. I bet I can beat that guy.

  • AlphaOmega says:

    This isn’t a caption, just an observation. I just woke up, and started scrolling up from the comments, the arm/dark part looked like something completely else in my sleep fogged state

  • Dr.Stoppage says:

    “Conlan, you know as much about MMA journalism as the pen I’ll stick up your keister knows about your fuselage, sir.”

  • Dr.Stoppage says:

    (Backhanded compliment, BTW)


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