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Clash of the Captions – 8/30/13

Clash of the Captions – 8/30/13

Anyone who has been coming to Five Ounces of Pain for more than a few days understands our community boasts some of the best readers on the MMA landscape. While some sites settle for online trolls and uninformed debate, our crew of loyal followers fill the bottom part of our pages up with interesting ideas, well-thought out points, and of course the occasional laugh.

In that latter spirit, we are running a daily picture pulled from our catalog of USA Today images for our creative faithful to have some fun with by offering up an insightful or downright hilarious caption in the Comments section. Then, each Sunday, the best ones will be pulled for one final retrospective.

Today’s offering comes courtesy of UFC 164 lightweight Anthony Pettis‘ past performance against Donald Cerrone! Have fun!

MMA: UFC on FOX 6-Cerrone vs Pettis

  • darth_irritable says:

    Although his fighting skills were unmatched, Pettis’ breakdancing abilities were just godawful

  • SBERG says:

    Pettis – “Hey Donald I’ll give ya 20 bucks if you can tell me what I had for Dinner last night”.
    Cerrone – ” Oh…..Dear god….Something with alot of broccoli and ….Oh dude that’s smells so bad…Ummmm…chocolate milk…
    ……I think i’m gonna faint….

  • darth_irritable says:

    WTF? who thumbs up literally EVERY fart caption on here?

    Next time I’m just going to post a link to Miley Cyrus twerking and see what happens.

  • AlphaOmega says:

    Didn’t they say break it down? Oh bring it on! Oops my bad

  • SBERG says:

    @ darth…
    Would you rather I wrote ” HEY LOOK AT MY BALLS”..? LOL.

  • darth_irritable says:

    SBERG – I probably would have thumbsed up that one.

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