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Clash of the Captions – 8/16/13

Clash of the Captions – 8/16/13

Anyone who has been coming to Five Ounces of Pain for more than a few days understands our community boasts some of the best readers on the MMA landscape. While some sites settle for online trolls and uninformed debate, our crew of loyal followers fill the bottom part of our pages up with interesting ideas, well-thought out points, and of course the occasional laugh.

In that latter spirit, we are running a daily picture pulled from our catalog of USA Today images for our creative faithful to have some fun with by offering up an insightful or downright hilarious caption in the Comments section. Then, each Sunday, the best ones will be pulled for one final retrospective.

Today’s offering comes courtesy of UFC Fight Night 26 headliner Chael Sonnen! Have fun!

MMA: UFC 148-Silva vs Sonnen II

  • SBERG says:

    ” Hold still, there’s a bug on your camera lens…..I’ll get it, Gangsta Style….”

  • waitetr says:

    Gangsters wear tap out hats right? Yea I think I saw them wearing hats like this in the movie Colors so this gangster is wearing it.

  • Screenplaya says:

    There he is, the baddest man from the state Oregon, Chael Sonnen, the Diet Coke of gangsters.

  • darth_irritable says:

    Only as he approached the cage for the fight, did Sonnen consider the wisdom of trash-talking his way to a bout with Cain Velasquez.

  • Brendhan Conlan says:

    “What do you mean Brendhan will be out of town this weekend?!? He won’t see me fight on FOX Sports 1?!?”

  • SBERG says:

    *Throws Yellow Penalty Flag*…..Illegal use of one’s self in a caption…15 yrd penalty ..replay 1st down…..Bad Brendhan, Bad….LOL..

  • Angry Mike says:

    I really asked for this fight, didn’t I?

  • SBERG says:

    Chael now realizes having 2 chalupas, 2 volcano burritos, 4 volcano tacos with fire sauce and a crunchwrap supreme with extra sour cream and extra jalapeno’s might have been a bad idea right before a fight…….

  • darth_irritable says:

    Oh crap! This is free tv isn’t it? No PPV share!

  • THEGUNNER says:

    I guess ill hold on to this hat since ill never have a belt to hold.

  • MCM says:

    I told them I wanted my walk out music to be Ghetto Boys, not Pet Shop Boys.


    I can’t believe I look like I am sixty five yet wearing teenager clothing

  • BiG BaD BuLL says:

    This isn’t at the fights…this is the crowd of people that gathered as Sonnen had his beloved cat, Snooki, euthanized.


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