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Clash of the Captions – 8/12/13

Clash of the Captions – 8/12/13

Anyone who has been coming to Five Ounces of Pain for more than a few days understands our community boasts some of the best readers on the MMA landscape. While some sites settle for online trolls and uninformed debate, our crew of loyal followers fill the bottom part of our pages up with interesting ideas, well-thought out points, and of course the occasional laugh.

In that latter spirit, we are running a daily picture pulled from our catalog of USA Today images for our creative faithful to have some fun with by offering up an insightful or downright hilarious caption in the Comments section. Then, each Sunday, the best ones will be pulled for one final retrospective.

Today’s offering comes courtesy of UFC welterweight Carlos Condit! Have fun!

MMA: UFC 158-Hendricks vs Condit

  • SBERG says:

    “WTF….It’s 8/14/2013 already? I had stuff to do on the 12th and the 13th, now what?”

  • SBERG says:

    Condit relives the days of Degeneration X…..” I got 2 words for ya…”

  • darth_irritable says:

    Hey St-Pierre – so I knocked Hardy’s head clean off, and the blood came this high! How’d YOU do with him?

  • Screenplaya says:

    To center himself, Carlos Condit often gives piggyback rides to his morbidly obese imaginary friend, Tubsy: The Natural Born Chewer.

  • SBERG says:

    Hey Brandon since you fixed the typo can you delete my first post since it doesn’t apply anymore?… LOL thnx.

  • SBERG says:

    Geezzz my bad…I meant Brendhan…Oye I’m a putz…

  • Brendhan Conlan says:

    Typo? What typo? I have no idea what you’re talking about. :)

  • THEGUNNER says:

    Id beat both diaz brothers in a triatholon.

  • SBERG says:

    @ Brendhan…..I guess being a Author has it’s perks….Memory loss, Time – Space continuum manipulation. When your done playing with your flux capacitor can I borrow it I got some stuff to fix 20 years ago. Thnx… LOL

  • SBERG says:

    ” Ya ever had Man-pits that stunk so bad your nose bled? Well I do …and I like it……See.”

  • gregdufresne says:

    “Alright Johny, you beat me. But if you can punt St. Pierre’s head through my field goal arms, after I’m done making Kampann forget whether he’s Dutch or Danish we can do this again, for the title.”


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