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Clash of the Captions – 8/6/13

Clash of the Captions – 8/6/13

Anyone who has been coming to Five Ounces of Pain for more than a few days understands our community boasts some of the best readers on the MMA landscape. While some sites settle for online trolls and uninformed debate, our crew of loyal followers fill the bottom part of our pages up with interesting ideas, well-thought out points, and of course the occasional laugh.

In that latter spirit, we are running a daily picture pulled from our catalog of USA Today images for our creative faithful to have some fun with by offering up an insightful or downright hilarious caption in the Comments section. Then, each Sunday, the best ones will be pulled for one final retrospective.

Today’s offering comes courtesy of UFC 163 fighter Thiago Santos! Have fun!

MMA: UFC 163-Ferreira vs Santos

  • SBERG says:

    “Is that a roach? Screw This!!!! I aint gettin in the cage….I hate roaches!!!!!

  • Screenplaya says:

    While his evolution as a fighter continues apace, Thiago Santos’ evolution as a human appears to have stopped one figure short on the “Evolution of Man” scale.

  • SBERG says:

    @ Screenplaya…….Dude…I’m not even kidding when I say I was going to write pretty much the same thing. I just couldn’t figure out how I wanted to say it so I was holding off till I came up with something and then…BAMM!! You beat me to it…LOL..

  • raker says:

    It came as a surprise to everyone when one the sports true pioneers, The Missing Link, emerged from a block of glacial ice and returned to the octagon. It goes to show that global warming does have its benefits.

  • raker says:

    You guys must be on the east coast… You always get them in there

  • darth_irritable says:

    In his early years, before packing on the pounds, Tank Abbot was quite the athlete.

  • AlphaOmega says:

    Woah sweet a quarter!! Who says the UFC doesn’t provide for us fighters?

  • MCM says:

    Do to a freak childhood bowling accident that left him with only one digit on his right foot, cage side official Salvador O’Hennessy turns away in shame as Santos makes his traditional fight wish on his lucky sixth toe.

  • SBERG says:

    “How long do I have to stand here holding up the ringpost with my head?”

  • darth_irritable says:

    Jones said I should do what now?


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