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Clash of the Captions – 8/1/13

Clash of the Captions – 8/1/13

Anyone who has been coming to Five Ounces of Pain for more than a few days understands our community boasts some of the best readers on the MMA landscape. While some sites settle for online trolls and uninformed debate, our crew of loyal followers fill the bottom part of our pages up with interesting ideas, well-thought out points, and of course the occasional laugh.

In that latter spirit, we are running a daily picture pulled from our catalog of USA Today images for our creative faithful to have some fun with by offering up an insightful or downright hilarious caption in the Comments section. Then, each Sunday, the best ones will be pulled for one final retrospective.

Today’s offering comes courtesy of newly-signed Bellator fighter (and former UFC champion) Tito Ortiz! Have fun!

UFC: UFC 140

  • darth_irritable says:

    Hey boy. You looking real good in them jeans boy. Why don’t I just come over there and f*** you up the a**?

  • Screenplaya says:

    Waaah! I can’t fight for shit anymore AND I look like an albino version of one of those orc-thingies in Lord of the Rings!

  • SBERG says:

    ” Damn my neck hurts. This was a bad idea”

  • THEGUNNER says:

    Why dord everyomr call me a.cry baby?

  • THEGUNNER says:

    Damn that came out wrong. Lol

  • SBERG says:

    At what point does that pic look like Eddie Murphy doing a Mr. T impression?……..LOL….and No I didn’t give the thumbs down on it..

  • Richard Stabone says:

    With vaseline to spare & wanting to avoid another grease -gate scenario, UFC cut man Leon Tabbs came up with a creative solution that made Tito forget about Jenna Jameson, if only for a brief moment.

  • AlphaOmega says:

    Mommy Dana and the fans are being mean to me!! Don’t they know that I had a fractured skull, a broke back, broke neck, broke figernail, stubbed toe, herniated pancreas, and an upset tummy for this fight?

  • MCM says:

    nice Richard.

    (that’s what Leon said…)

  • darth_irritable says:

    SBERG – that’s exactly the look I imagine T gets as he’s eyeing up his hot piece of man-ass.

    Seriously, tell me that doesn’t look like Tito just spotted something he wanted to violate…

    Also – kudos on recognizing the reference.

  • SBERG says:

    No, It kinda looks like his neck hurts or what Richard said…lol….
    And there was a time when I knew Delirious and Raw by heart. Used to love Eddie Murphy before he stopped being funny. Believe me watching him not be funny anymore sucks, that guy was beast in his day.

  • SBERG says:

    “Was a beast.”……Again with the freakin typo’s

  • raker says:

    That’s funny Richard!! Hahaha


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