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Clash of the Captions – Sunday Edition (7/28/13)

Clash of the Captions – Sunday Edition (7/28/13)

Anyone who has been coming to Five Ounces of Pain for more than a few days understands our community boasts some of the best readers on the MMA landscape. While some sites settle for online trolls and uninformed debate, our crew of loyal followers fill the bottom part of our pages up with interesting ideas, well-thought out points, and of course the occasional laugh.

In that latter spirit, we’ve been running a daily piece featuring a picture pulled from our catalog of USA Today images for our creative faithful to have some fun with by offering up an insightful or downright hilarious caption in the Comments section. As promised, with it being Sunday, the best ones have been pulled for one final retrospective. Enjoy, and make sure to chip in next week to have your own handiwork potentially shown!

MMA: UFC on FOX 6-Johnson vs Dodson










“Ok, now that will be two for flinching” – waitetr

MMA: UFC on FOX 7-Means vs Masvidal







“Tim: Screw you! I am NOT a Charlotte! I am a Samantha!

Jorge: Well, you punch like a Charlotte.” – Screenplaya

MMA: UFC 158-Ellenberger vs Marquardt







“Ellenberger thought that his coach was only kidding when he threatened to staple his hand to his chin if he didn’t keep it up.” – raker

MMA: UFC 152-Bisping vs Stann










“Brian Stann auditioning for the lead role in – “Lemme Show Ya Something” : The Legend Of Fire Marshall Bill Burns.” – SBERG

NBA: Denver Nuggets at Memphis Grizzlies










“Elmo hid quietly in the sudience, waiting for his evil plan to come to fruition, while Cookie Monster was blissfully unaware of the surprise about to come when he escorted Roy Jones to the ring.” – darth_irritable

MMA: UFC on FOX-Davis vs Prado










“But I want two juice boxes!!” – Dufresne

  • darth_irritable says:

    Just because I’ve got nowhere else to post, am I the only one that finds Rampage’s Reebok shoe commercial faintly ridiculous? Just the notion of seeing his fat ass out running the wilderness any more is a bit of a joke.

  • SBERG says:

    Sad part is I like the shoes.( assuming it’s the ATV commercial I’ve seen online)…The ATV’S look kinna funky…Gonna go try on a pair tomorrow and see how they feel…I’m interested.


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