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Clash of the Captions – 7/25/13

Clash of the Captions – 7/25/13

Anyone who has been coming to Five Ounces of Pain for more than a few days understands our community boasts some of the best readers on the MMA landscape. While some sites settle for online trolls and uninformed debate, our crew of loyal followers fill the bottom part of our pages up with interesting ideas, well-thought out points, and of course the occasional laugh.

In that latter spirit, we are running a daily picture pulled from our catalog of USA Today images for our creative faithful to have some fun with by offering up an insightful or downright hilarious caption in the Comments section. Then, each Sunday, the best ones will be pulled for one final retrospective.

Today’s offering comes courtesy of recently retired UFC fighter (and budding broadcaster) Brian Stann. Have fun!

MMA: UFC 152-Bisping vs Stann

  • SBERG says:

    ” Is there something in my teeth? Look close, it really feels like something’s stuck in there? Do you see anything? No? Yes? C’mon man tell me the truth is there something there or what? “

  • darth_irritable says:

    Maybe I should have used my inside voice when I said Wanderlei looks like a shaved ape…. Nah, it’ll be OK. He won’t be mad.

    — famous last words #23

  • Screenplaya says:

    Did someone say “cheese?”

  • SBERG says:

    Brian Stann auditioning for the lead role in – “Lemme Show Ya Something” : The Legend Of Fire Marshall Bill Burns.

  • MCM says:

    It was at that point that Stann regretted getting Sour Patch kids as a main sponsor for some of his athletic gear.

  • raker says:

    “My mom always told me that if I kept making funny faces it would stay that way.”


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