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Clash of the Captions – 7/24/13

Clash of the Captions – 7/24/13

Anyone who has been coming to Five Ounces of Pain for more than a few days understands our community boasts some of the best readers on the MMA landscape. While some sites settle for online trolls and uninformed debate, our crew of loyal followers fill the bottom part of our pages up with interesting ideas, well-thought out points, and of course the occasional laugh.

In that latter spirit, we are running a daily picture pulled from our catalog of USA Today images for our creative faithful to have some fun with by offering up an insightful or downright hilarious caption in the Comments section. Then, each Sunday, the best ones will be pulled for one final retrospective.

Today’s offering comes courtesy of UFC on FOX 8 welterweight Jake Ellenberger. Have fun!

MMA: UFC 158-Ellenberger vs Marquardt

  • SBERG says:

    Define tough – Uppercutting yourself in the jaw and still kicking someones ass…

  • MCM says:

    Ellenberger doing his best impression of Alan Belchers tattoo.

  • darth_irritable says:

    Coothie cootchie! Oh what, you don’t like tickles?

  • darth_irritable says:

    Cootchie cootchie! Oh what, you don’t like tickles?

    * Stupid typo

  • waitetr says:

    Look at me I’m Tyson Fury

  • SBERG says:

    Banned on four continents and 34 countries Jake unleashes the mighty Three Stooges Death Blow….The last thing his opponent remembers before slipping away unconscious was the sounds of ….NYUK NYUK NYUK…..

  • raker says:

    Ellenberger thought that his coach was only kidding when he threatened to staple his hand to his chin if he didn’t keep it up.

  • BiG BaD BuLL says:

    After witnessing XARM, Ellenberger decided to create his own hybrid sport: full contact “Rock, paper, scissors”


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