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Clash of the Captions – 7/22/13

Clash of the Captions – 7/22/13

Anyone who has been coming to Five Ounces of Pain for more than a few days understands our community boasts some of the best readers on the MMA landscape. While some sites settle for online trolls and uninformed debate, our crew of loyal followers fill the bottom part of our pages up with interesting ideas, well-thought out points, and of course the occasional laugh.

In that latter spirit, we are running a daily picture pulled from our catalog of USA Today images for our creative faithful to have some fun with by offering up an insightful or downright hilarious caption in the Comments section. Then, each Sunday, the best ones will be pulled for one final retrospective.

Today’s offering comes courtesy of UFC flyweight champ Demetrious Johnson (with some assistance from John Dodson). Have fun!

MMA: UFC on FOX 6-Johnson vs Dodson

16 COMMENTS
  • darth_irritable says:

    Hey Dodson, look – we’re in an undeniably heterosexual caption. Whatup with that?

  • Screenplaya says:

    Add Demetrious Johnson’s name to the growing list of people who think that John Dodson stinks.

  • darth_irritable says:

    Bad Smurfs, Bad Smurfs, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you?

  • SBERG says:

    ” I said NO!!!!! I don’t wanna play with you anymore….I’m taking my ball and going home!!! “

  • MCM says:

    After the third punch to the face, Mighty Mouse conceded that his invisible Ninja sword wasn’t fooling anyone.

  • BiG BaD BuLL says:

    “No, John, THIS is how you do the stanky leg.”

  • raker says:

    Realizing he was behind on the scorecards and knowing that his game plan wasn’t being effective, Dodson thought back to his childhood and tried the technique that had been used against so many times before – the bitch slap.

  • waitetr says:

    Ok, now that will be two for flinching

  • AlphaOmega says:

    What is this? A picture caption contest for ants?!?!?!?

  • SBERG says:

    It’s a jump to the left and a step to the right, Let’s do the time warp again…

  • Brendhan Conlan says:

    “Clear evidence of Dodson trying attack Johnson with the dreaded ‘Stink Palm’ technique.”

  • AlphaOmega says:

    Now the pictures bigger so my comment doesnt work

  • Brendhan Conlan says:

    Given the diminutive statures of both it still does.

  • MCM says:

    @ AlphaOmega
    Zoolander references always work. ALWAYS.

    @ SBERG
    Give up on the R.H.P.S. references. I’ve used that exact one twice to no avail.

  • SBERG says:

    @ MCM
    Thnx for the advice. Only been posting here for about a month so I’m still getting my feet wet on what’s what. Didn’t know R.H.P.S. was taboo. Zoolander was a funnier movie anyway. lol. I’ll come up with something else.

  • SBERG says:

    Sensing defeat is close . Dodson makes a last ditch effort and attempts ….The Buddhist Palm.

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