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Clash of the Captions (7/18/13)

Clash of the Captions (7/18/13)

Anyone who has been coming to Five Ounces of Pain for more than a few days understands our community boasts some of the best readers on the MMA landscape. While some sites settle for online trolls and uninformed debate, our crew of loyal followers fill the bottom part of our pages up with interesting ideas, well-thought out points, and of course the occasional laugh.

In that latter spirit, we are running a daily picture pulled from our catalog of USA Today images for our creative faithful to have some fun with by offering up an insightful or downright hilarious caption in the Comments section. Then, each Sunday, the best ones will be pulled for one final retrospective.

Today’s offering comes courtesy of UFC legend B.J. Penn! Have fun!


  • darth_irritable says:

    Yea and the prophet stepped forth from Hilo, to deliver the gospel of violence unto the masses, except for the Tristar team, for they art the perpetrators of evil. And Vaseline.

  • Screenplaya says:

    BJ was so pleased Jon Bones Jones had come to his weigh-in, that he reached way up and shook his hand.

  • SBERG says:

    ” Settle down Rogan ,it says right there – Carano still retired, not fighting Rousey. Let it go man, let it go”

  • raker says:

    That’s effin awesome darth

  • SBERG says:

    Yea darth should get this one…I do think screenplya wrote a funny too…..I just wanted to get rogan in the background involved but really couldn’t come up with anything besides what I wrote…lol

  • SBERG says:

    ” screenplaya”…..oooppss my bad.

  • BiG BaD BuLL says:

    “NAAAAAAHHHNS-a-BENYAAAA!!! BOBBA-LEESH! SHOODA-WOOM…wait…Where did Simba get off to now?”

  • Dr.Stoppage says:

    Please, sir, I want some more.


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