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Clash of the Captions – Sunday Edition

Clash of the Captions – Sunday Edition

Anyone who has been coming to Five Ounces of Pain for more than a few days understands our community boasts some of the best readers on the MMA landscape. While some sites settle for online trolls and uninformed debate, our crew of loyal followers fill the bottom part of our pages up with interesting ideas, well-thought out points, and of course the occasional laugh.

In that latter spirit, we’ve been running a daily piece featuring a picture pulled from our catalog of USA Today images for our creative faithful to have some fun with by offering up an insightful or downright hilarious caption in the Comments section. As promised, with it being Sunday, the best ones have been pulled for one final retrospective. Enjoy, and make sure to chip in next week to have your own handiwork potentially shown!

MMA: UFC 160-Velasquez vs Silva 2

“In tribute to Dana’s special guest of honor, Mike Tyson, Bigfoot then leaned in and bit the ear off of the champ.” – MCM

MMA: Strikeforce-Rousey vs Kaufman

“ mean I get paid to f*ck her up again?” – AlphaOmega

MMA: UFC 157-Machida vs Henderson

“Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh, Nuh Nuh, Nuh Nuh, can’t touch this.” – Dufresne

MMA: UFC 148-Griffin vs Ortiz

“Your move, creationists!” – soundspawn

  • AlphaOmega says:

    If you scroll down it kinda looks like, aww hug it out. Then Ronda with, aww isn’t that cute they are hugging, then Machida with woah woah woah guys, and then Forrest screaming in fear of the hugging.

  • soundspawn says:

    This moment shall be spoken of decades from now in my obituary =P

    I like Alphas observation, it’s like a poster for gay marriage

  • Brendhan Conlan says:

    I appreciate the contributions thus far. Just wanted to add something simple/fun and put our USA Today pics to good use.

  • MCM says:

    Why was mine edited? I think the readers on this site were smart enough to know Mike Tyson was implied, there was no need to mention him.

    And I too love AO’s observation.

  • AlphaOmega says:

    The readers on this site might of been, but random people coming here might not. It was probably edited same way a lot of times (random words) is put in to explain what people mean in interviews.


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