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(Fake) AIM chats with the stars

I should state before I start that with the new AIM concept I am kind of stealing from a wonderful baseball site called The Dugout, which features fake MLB AIM conversations. It’s a great site if you ever want to check it out. That said and props given, I must chat with the stars….

PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Hey Karo, sorry about our last interview.
PhotobucketKaroSyrup: I know how the Diaz people are, no respect.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Thanks for doing this on chat, so we were talking about your record I believe.
PhotobucketKaroSyrup: I’m about 50-0 I figure.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Isn’t there one fight you feel you’ve lost?
PhotobucketKaroSyrup: The fight to inform everyone how awesome I am?
**NicholasDiaz has joined the chat**

PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Dammit, why did I install wireless LAN?
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: sup b*tches
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Nick don’t you have some stuff to do?
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: o like pay the rent? o wait THAT’S YOU
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: I told you I’ll make more money soon enough
**NathanielDiaz has joined the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: oh COME ON
PhotobucketNathanielDiaz: SUP NICK! Lets flame some muthaf******
PhotobucketKaroSyrup: Why don’t you show some respect?
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: Maybe cuz Stockton in da house like a mufu***?
PhotobucketKaroSyrup: Stockton is nothing compared to Mother Armenia
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: Ppl from Stockton are hard
PhotobucketKaroSyrup: Armenians have more chest hair
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: Stocktonians get arrested more
PhotobucketKaroSyrup: Armenians are more full of themselves
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: NO YOU AIN’T!
PhotobucketNathanielDiaz: NO HE DIDN’T!
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Guys, could you please leave?
**JoeBigRiggs has joined the chat**
PhotobucketJoeBigRiggs: My back hurts
PhotobucketJoeBigRiggs: n e 1 have percocet?
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: you can get sum at the hospital
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: LOLOL
PhotobucketNathanielDiaz: LOL! 0wn3d
**JoeBigRiggs has left the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: That was just unnecessary.
PhotobucketNathanielDiaz: LOLOLOL
PhotobucketNathanielDiaz: Oh snap it 420 it 420!~
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: Light one up 4 our brothas!
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: You guys are killing me would you please leave?
PhotobucketNicholasDiaz: Whatevz, we gonna go eat some chips.
PhotobucketNathanielDiaz: Hell yeah son
PhotobucketNathanielDiaz: 420 420 420 420
**NicholasDiaz has left the chat**
**NathanielDiaz has left the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Thank God for small favors
**LukeCummoOnYourBelly has joined the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Hey Luke, what are you up to getting ready for your next fight?
PhotobucketLukeCummoYourBelly: I just put oatmeal in my butt for fiber.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: God you’re weird.
PhotobucketLukeCummoYourBelly: I like Star Trek.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Luke, I like you, I really do…. just why so out there?
PhotobucketLukeCummoYourBelly: Never be scared to be who you are.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: That’s a nice sentiment.
PhotobucketLukeCummoYourBelly: And if you put things in your rectum they’re absorbed faster.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: I don’t like things in my rectum.
PhotobucketLukeCummoYourBelly: That’s homophobic.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: No, I don’t care who you are or what you do. It’s just weird.
PhotobucketLukeCummoYourBelly: I’m having a colonic right now.
**GabeRickRuediger has joined the chat**
PhotobucketGabeRickRuediger: Did someone say colonic?
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Go away.
**GabeRickRuediger has left the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Ugh.
PhotobucketKaroSyrup: I could beat Luke in 10 seconds if I trained.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Oh yeah, you’re still here.
PhotobucketLukeCummoYourBelly: I strictly train my body for tantric fighting
PhotobucketKaroSyrup: I train by eating arrogance pills and living on my judo background
PhotobucketLukeCummoYourBelly: I train by eating arugula and getting Vitamin E catheters
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: I’m leaving.
**MichaelHuckaby has left the chat**

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**MichaelHuckaby has entered the chat**
**BJPenn has entered the chat**
**BrettFavreAndAway has entered the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Thank you guys so much for doing this. I wanted to do an Iconoclasts-type thing with an MMA fighter and a star national athlete.
**BrettFavreAndAway has left the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: What the hell?
**BrettFavreAndAway has entered the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Okay, good. So BJ, what would you like to ask Brett?
PhotobucketBJPenn: Your longevity is very impressive, how did you deal with injuries?
**BrettFavreAndAway has left the chat**
PhotobucketBJPenn: ??
Photobucket MichaelHuckaby: Maybe his connection is bad.
PhotobucketBJPenn: Maybe. This is getting old.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Your girlfriend is super hot by the way.
PhotobucketBJPenn: I know.
**BrettFavreAndAway has entered the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Okay so Brett, how did you deal with injuries?
**BrettFavreAndAway has left the chat**
PhotobucketBJPenn: I don’t have time for this.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Neither do the Packers
PhotobucketBJPenn: LOL
**BrettFavreAndAway has entered the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Is your connection okay?
PhotobucketBrettFavreAndAway: I’m not sure if I want to do this or not.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: You should make up your mind, it’s really unfair to everyone else around you if you keep second guessing everything.
**BrettFavreAndAway has left the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: dammit
PhotobucketBJPenn: You shouldn’t question him on anything, he’s very sensitive.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Apparently
**BrettFavreAndAway has entered the chat**
PhotobucketBrettFavreAndAway: I sent you a text message
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: I don’t care, are you up for this or not?
PhotobucketBrettFavreAndAway: Check your messages
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: You want to come back to this chat?
PhotobucketBrettFavreAndAway: Yes
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: You’re already here.
**BrettFavreAndAway has left the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Okay, he just texted if he could do an interview with BloodyElbow instead.
PhotobucketBJPenn: Can he do that?
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: No, we have a contract for this interview.
PhotobucketBJPenn: You should just release him.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Why? I should get as much as I can for him.
**BrettFavreAndAway has entered the chat**
**BrettFavreAndAway has left the chat**
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Oh blow me
PhotobucketBJPenn: Again, I don’t have time for this
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: I’m sorry BJ, he’s kind of a drama queen but no one ever calls him on it because ESPN loves him.
**BrettFavreAndAway has entered the chat**
PhotobucketBJPenn: Will you make up your damned mind?
**BrettFavreAndAway has left the chat**
PhotobucketBJPenn: He’s pathetic.
PhotobucketMichaelHuckaby: Yes, yes he is.
**BrettFavreAndAway has entered the chat**
Photobucket BrettFavreAndAway: No, I’m totally down for this. I’ll be there in a private plane in 10 minutes.
Photobucket BJPenn: I don’t even know what that means.
**BJPenn has left the chat**
**BrettFavreAndAway has left the chat**
Photobucket MichaelHuckaby: Don’t mind him, he’s just a jack…. oh come on. Screw you Brett.
**MichaelHuckaby has left the chat**

Journalism isn’t as easy as everyone makes it out to be.

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