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James Thompson’s Cauliflower Ear (pic)

Cauliflower ear has never been more popular, so we at Five Ounces of Pain wanted to get a nice pick up here and open the communication lines in reverence of this “alien life form,” as the commentary crew mentioned.

Photo courtesy of and photog Dave Mandel.

This is a post-fight ear picture, after Kimbo Slice punched in head-on and busted it wide open.  Don’t forget to vote in our Poll (left column of the site) regarding your opinion on James “Colossus” Thompson’s ghastly ear!

  • ufc69inTX says:

    thats not cauliflower ear, its his unborn conjoined twin

  • Bad Monkey says:

    It’s the fake blood pack Gary Shaw had implanted in Thompson’s ear so Kimbo would have a way out of the ass kicking he was taking from James.

    All he had to do was hit it, the fake blood poured out, and the chickenshit referee had an excuse to stop the fight.

  • ufc69inTX says:

    if thompson ever missed his target weight he could just have the top of his eard, that would have made gina make weight

  • ufc69inTX says:

    if thompson ever missed his target weight he could have had the top of his ear removed that would have made gina make weight,,,, repost: i couldnt type for some reason, note to self –proof read

  • woooburn says:

    ha, this is exactly why i like reading this site… a sense of humor!

    personally, i thought he looked a bit like gollum from lord of the rings when he first came out. or that maybe british people had recently evolved into marsupials and developed a pouch (in their ears, which he was utilizing as storage space for his hotel keys)

    however, perhaps it was nothing more than an elaborate coup to draw kimbo’s attention away from his shiny glass jaw.

  • Echolocating says:

    5oz is missing the most logical choice for the “Cauliflower Ear” poll…

    It was really a… “wireless radio implanted to specifically tell Thompson when to take the dive.”

    I kid. 😉

  • Sam Caplan says:

    I think it looks like a potsticker/dumpling. Pork dumpling.

  • janedoewho says:

    It looks like an old piece of ravioli.

  • Paul Balsom says:

    That’s exactly what it looks like Sam. Panda Express potsticker with sweet & sour sauce!

  • Cobra Kai says:

    I thought he grew an extra testicle in his ear lobe.

  • jayhaa says:

    cant he get that drained or reconsruccted

  • Kogepan says:

    Geez thats gross.

    Will it get bigger due to the scab tissue from it exploding?

    I was watching Dream3 again and I’m SHOCKED ishida and uno didn’t blow their ears wide open in that fight.

  • darkmetal says:

    That ear looks like it might be literally “5 ounces of pain”;)

    I do find it funny that it seems to be the exact size and shape of the formerly pregnant Nicole Richie, however.

  • Nitso says:


  • […] I say let’s create an online contest judged by MMA fighter James Thompson, the man with the most outrageous ear I’ve ever […]

  • clint says:

    his ear was kimbo’s savior, he would have lost, kimob cant fight for anything and wont ever amount to anything


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